When a thousand Mary Poppins came from the sky to defeat Voldemort
plot twist: the London Olympics Opening Ceremony is in fact a crack!fic
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So many of Whovians can relate to Donna, I don’t know how people hate her. This scene was tear city for me.
WHO THE FUCK DISRESPECT THE HOUSE OF NOBLE??? I WILL CUT A BITCH!!!
I thought Ben’s purple shirt of sex couldn’t get any tighter
I was wrong
that’s the new Star Trek body under there trying to break free
If the BBC ever releases the gag reels I’m sure there’s a shot (or hundereds) of his buttons popping out.
*george takei voice* OHHH myyy!!
I love the fact that in this scene Sam tells the complete truth, and is immediately thought to be insane. They needed a way to get into the mental hospital, so instead of him lying like he always does, he knew that the truth would sound more insane than any lie ever could.
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
we’ve done it kids
we’ve climbed this whole mountain
That awkward moment when the cactus turns into a llama.
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
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